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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:

dolceaficionada:

SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs

DEAD

(Source: stoopidsarah, via notschrutefacts)


Ring with hidden love messages, made in France 1830-60 (source). 

Je l’aime.

Ring with hidden love messages, made in France 1830-60 (source). 

Je l’aime.

(via plays-with-squirrels)

regulatawm:

glitterclash:

MOTHERFUCKER BLINKED

regulatawm:

glitterclash:

MOTHERFUCKER BLINKED

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Anonymous asked: I follow you on twitter because of your avatar and I have a foot fetish.

Thank you?

Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

brevetcaptain:

rototudor:

thejennismightier:

wholegrainlofat:

tehblackbirdflies:

ornamentedembellished:

someauthorgirl:

I’ll do it.

I’m bored as hell. Let’s do this.

PLEASE

Give it your best shot!!

Sure, whatever.  What else am I doing?

CAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO STUDY BITCHES

Always open for bidness.

Fuck it, I want to over-share.

My boss, the Sox fan, thought it would be funny to start sweeping around my desk today.

GPOY

GPOY

(Source: realitytvgifs)

Just found my secret stash of Easter candy I forgot I had.

Pack, Pack, Pack some more…

Now time to clean all of the things.

HRC was at the Cubs game and I was not.  I am so sad.  Although maybe it’s for the best I didn’t see the Cubs lose.  

I just saw this commercial for the first time and got a little queasy.  Gross.

Dear (time) lord, that man is sexy.

cinnamon-sunshine:

kitteh-neon:

nanner:

pleatedjeans:

evil cows

DYING.

/sobbing

I’m really glad there’s no one in the cubicles around me right now. I’m dying.

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(Source: narcotic, via asleeponthebeach)

Making new friends

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m not high:

When I am:

and/or drunk